For all of you people out there that are as sick as I am of the anti-Christmas campaigning, you may get a kick out of a recent post on Threadwatch.

Bloody Christmas comically communicates how the question of Christmas is getting out of hand.

Indeed, if we are going to be non-exclusive, then efforts should be made not to offend anyone during the *BEEP* season.

That means that corporate *BEEP* parties should not include:

Alcohol - Offensive to Alcoholics Anonymous
Meat - Offensive to Vegetarians
Sugar filled desserts - Offensive to Diabetics
Salt - Offensive to those with high blood pressure
Food - Offensive to Anorexics
Music - Offensive to deaf people
Decorations - Offensive to blind people

And so the list goes on……..